So to get over my boredom here is quick list of the random wonderings I have had so far today…..
How is it only Wednesday? Where the eff are you Friday????
Could I actually get away with red lipstick? Or will I just look like a drag queen?
Can’t remember if I have 3 or 4 day hair? I really can’t be bothered to wash my hair tonight…. One more day won’t hurt surely
When in the hell did Chomps become 25p??????????
If I am a size 8, why is there a roll of fat between my armpit and boob? What even is this??????
I wonder how much weight I lost doing that PT session last night? At least 4lbs surely…. I need to weigh myself right now!!!!
Where did all these bruises on my legs come from? And why did they just out of the blue appear on the day I choose to wear a dress
Why on earth is it so hard to give up smoking…. I’m an emotional wreck and hate everybody
At what age will I stop getting spots? I am nearly 30 but have the skin of a teenage boy!!!!
How do I have teenage boy skin but also grey hairs? Doesn’t even make sense…..
So you have liked a picture on instagram, commented on a status of facebook and been on Whatsapp in the past 30 mins…. But you still have replied to my text from last night?!?
How on earth does a quick facebook check turn into a full blown two hour stalking sess?
What happened to strawberry & creams campino sweets?
Why is snow fairy shower gel only available at Christmas?
Why did I just eat all them chomps… Ahhh I feel so sick & disgsuting… ohhhh hello forgotten mini cheddars in desk drawer
Where’s my phone? Where the eff is my phone? S**T, my effing phone has gone, someone has stolen it, SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY PHONE….. oh wait, it’s in my pocket/hand/right in front of my stupid face
Why are the ones that call you fat, always bigger than you? Do they not look in the mirror? Do they think they are also fat when they are calling you fat?
How is it only 11am? Where the eff are you 4pm?????
Don’t mind me xxx